Be up North at a corn hollin.... watching Alice fall off her chair.
Just remember the Kauai oath. You tell everyone that Kauai is bad bad place so they don't want to go there! I've been going to Kauai for the last 15 years and I will never get tired of it. Have MAI TAI for me and safe trip. Tell all the guys at the south break Rick said see you soon. ALOHA RICKI'll be in Kauai drinking, camping, drinking, hiking, drinking, biking, drinking....did I mention drinking? Wife is running the Kauai Marathon again and tried to persuade me to join her! I think I'll just watch and have a drink.